ARKCODEX
Act IV, Scene 6
1The same. A room in the brothel.
2Enter Pandar, Bawd, and Boult.
3PandarWell, I had rather than twice the worth of her she had ne’er come here.
4BawdFie, fie upon her! she’s able to freeze the god Priapus, and undo a whole generation. We must either get her ravished, or be rid of her. When she should do for clients her fitment, and do me the kindness of our profession, she has me her quirks, her reasons, her master reasons, her prayers, her knees; that she would make a puritan of the devil, if he should cheapen a kiss of her.
5Boult’Faith, I must ravish her, or she’ll disfurnish us of all our cavaliers, and make our swearers priests.
6PandarNow, the pox upon her green-sickness for me!
7Bawd’Faith, there’s no way to be rid on’t but by the way to the pox. Here comes the Lord Lysimachus disguised.
8BoultWe should have both lord and lown, if the peevish baggage would but give way to customers.
9Enter Lysimachus.
10LysimachusHow now! How a dozen of virginities?
11BawdNow, the gods to bless your honour!
12BoultI am glad to see your honour in good health.
13LysimachusYou may so; ’tis the better for you that your resorters stand upon sound legs. How now! wholesome iniquity have you that a man may deal withal, and defy the surgeon?
14BawdWe have here one, sir, if she would—but there never came her like in Mytilene.
15LysimachusIf she’ld do the deed of darkness, thou wouldst say.
16BawdYour honour knows what ’tis to say well enough.
17LysimachusWell, call forth, call forth.
18BoultFor flesh and blood, sir, white and red, you shall see a rose; and she were a rose indeed, if she had but—
19LysimachusWhat, prithee?
20BoultO, sir, I can be modest.
21LysimachusThat dignifies the renown of a bawd, no less than it gives a good report to a number to be chaste. Exit Boult.
22BawdHere comes that which grows to the stalk; never plucked yet, I can assure you.
23Reenter Boult with Marina.
24Is she not a fair creature?
25Lysimachus’Faith, she would serve after a long voyage at sea. Well, there’s for you: leave us.
26BawdI beseech your honour, give me leave: a word, and I’ll have done presently.
27LysimachusI beseech you, do.
28BawdTo Marina. First, I would have you note, this is an honourable man.
29MarinaI desire to find him so, that I may worthily note him.
30BawdNext, he’s the governor of this country, and a man whom I am bound to.
31MarinaIf he govern the country, you are bound to him indeed; but how honourable he is in that, I know not.
32BawdPray you, without any more virginal fencing, will you use him kindly? He will line your apron with gold.
33MarinaWhat he will do graciously, I will thankfully receive.
34LysimachusHa’ you done?
35BawdMy lord, she’s not paced yet: you must take some pains to work her to your manage. Come, we will leave his honour and her together. Go thy ways. Exeunt Bawd, Pandar, and Boult.
36LysimachusNow, pretty one, how long have you been at this trade?
37MarinaWhat trade, sir?
38LysimachusWhy, I cannot name’t but I shall offend.
39MarinaI cannot be offended with my trade. Please you to name it.
40LysimachusHow long have you been of this profession?
41MarinaE’er since I can remember.
42LysimachusDid you go to’t so young? Were you a gamester at five or at seven?
43MarinaEarlier too, sir, if now I be one.
44LysimachusWhy, the house you dwell in proclaims you to be a creature of sale.
45MarinaDo you know this house to be a place of such resort, and will come into’t? I hear say you are of honourable parts, and are the governor of this place.
46LysimachusWhy, hath your principal made known unto you who I am?
47MarinaWho is my principal?
48LysimachusWhy, your herb-woman; she that sets seeds and roots of shame and iniquity. O, you have heard something of my power, and so stand aloof for more serious wooing. But I protest to thee, pretty one, my authority shall not see thee, or else look friendly upon thee. Come, bring me to some private place: come, come.
49MarinaIf you were born to honour, show it now;
If put upon you, make the judgment good
That thought you worthy of it.
50LysimachusHow’s this? how’s this? Some more; be sage.
51MarinaFor me,
That am a maid, though most ungentle fortune
Have placed me in this sty, where, since I came,
Diseases have been sold dearer than physic,
O, that the gods
Would set me free from this unhallow’d place,
Though they did change me to the meanest bird
That flies i’ the purer air!
52LysimachusI did not think
Thou couldst have spoke so well; ne’er dream’d thou couldst.
Had I brought hither a corrupted mind,
Thy speech had alter’d it. Hold, here’s gold for thee:
Persever in that clear way thou goest,
And the gods strengthen thee!
53MarinaThe good gods preserve you!
54LysimachusFor me, be you thoughten
That I came with no ill intent; for to me
The very doors and windows savour vilely.
Fare thee well. Thou art a piece of virtue, and
I doubt not but thy training hath been noble.
Hold, here’s more gold for thee.
A curse upon him, die he like a thief,
That robs thee of thy goodness! If thou dost
Hear from me, it shall be for thy good.
55Reenter Boult.
56BoultI beseech your honour, one piece for me.
57LysimachusAvaunt, thou damned door-keeper!
Your house, but for this virgin that doth prop it,
Would sink and overwhelm you. Away! Exit.
58BoultHow’s this? We must take another course with you. If your peevish chastity, which is not worth a breakfast in the cheapest country under the cope, shall undo a whole household, let me be gelded like a spaniel. Come your ways.
59MarinaWhither would you have me?
60BoultI must have your maidenhead taken off, or the common hangman shall execute it. Come your ways. We’ll have no more gentlemen driven away. Come your ways, I say.
61Reenter Bawd.
62BawdHow now! what’s the matter?
63BoultWorse and worse, mistress; she has here spoken holy words to the Lord Lysimachus.
64BawdO abominable!
65BoultShe makes our profession as it were to stink afore the face of the gods.
66BawdMarry, hang her up for ever!
67BoultThe nobleman would have dealt with her like a nobleman, and she sent him away as cold as a snowball; saying his prayers too.
68BawdBoult, take her away; use her at thy pleasure: crack the glass of her virginity, and make the rest malleable.
69BoultAn if she were a thornier piece of ground than she is, she shall be ploughed.
70MarinaHark, hark, you gods!
71BawdShe conjures: away with her! Would she had never come within my doors! Marry, hang you! She’s born to undo us. Will you not go the way of women-kind? Marry, come up, my dish of chastity with rosemary and bays! Exit.
72BoultCome, mistress; come your ways with me.
73MarinaWhither wilt thou have me?
74BoultTo take from you the jewel you hold so dear.
75MarinaPrithee, tell me one thing first.
76BoultCome now, your one thing.
77MarinaWhat canst thou wish thine enemy to be?
78BoultWhy, I could wish him to be my master, or rather, my mistress.
79MarinaNeither of these are so bad as thou art,
Since they do better thee in their command.
Thou hold’st a place, for which the pained’st fiend
Of hell would not in reputation change:
Thou art the damned door-keeper to every
Coistrel that comes inquiring for his Tib;
To the choleric fisting of every rogue
Thy ear is liable; thy food is such
As hath been belch’d on by infected lungs.
80BoultWhat would you have me do? go to the wars, would you? where a man may serve seven years for the loss of a leg, and have not money enough in the end to buy him a wooden one?
81MarinaDo any thing but this thou doest. Empty
Old receptacles, or common shores, of filth;
Serve by indenture to the common hangman:
Any of these ways are yet better than this;
For what thou professest, a baboon, could he speak,
Would own a name too dear. O, that the gods
Would safely deliver me from this place!
Here, here’s gold for thee.
If that thy master would gain by me,
Proclaim that I can sing, weave, sew, and dance,
With other virtues, which I’ll keep from boast;
And I will undertake all these to teach.
I doubt not but this populous city will
Yield many scholars.
82BoultBut can you teach all this you speak of?
83MarinaProve that I cannot, take me home again,
And prostitute me to the basest groom
That doth frequent your house.
84BoultWell, I will see what I can do for thee: if I can place thee, I will.
85MarinaBut amongst honest women.
86Boult’Faith, my acquaintance lies little amongst them. But since my master and mistress have bought you, there’s no going but by their consent: therefore I will make them acquainted with your purpose, and I doubt not but I shall find them tractable enough. Come, I’ll do for thee what I can; come your ways. Exeunt.