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Act II, Scene 1
1The same.
2Enter the Princess of France, Rosaline, Maria, Katharine, Boyet, Lords, and other Attendants.
3BoyetNow, madam, summon up your dearest spirits:
Consider who the king your father sends,
To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy:
Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
To parley with the sole inheritor
Of all perfections that a man may owe,
Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
As Nature was in making graces dear
When she did starve the general world beside
And prodigally gave them all to you.
4PrincessGood Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
Not utter’d by base sale of chapmen’s tongues:
I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
Than you much willing to be counted wise
In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
You are not ignorant, all-telling fame
Doth noise abroad, Navarre hath made a vow,
Till painful study shall outwear three years,
No woman may approach his silent court:
Therefore to’s seemeth it a needful course,
Before we enter his forbidden gates,
To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,
Bold of your worthiness, we single you
As our best-moving fair solicitor.
Tell him, the daughter of the King of France,
On serious business, craving quick dispatch,
Importunes personal conference with his grace:
Haste, signify so much; while we attend,
Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
5BoyetProud of employment, willingly I go.
6PrincessAll pride is willing pride, and yours is so. Exit Boyet.
Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
7First LordLord Longaville is one.
8PrincessKnow you the man?
9MariaI know him, madam: at a marriage-feast,
Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnized
In Normandy, saw I this Longaville:
A man of sovereign parts he is esteem’d;
Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms:
Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
Is a sharp wit match’d with too blunt a will;
Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
It should none spare that come within his power.
10PrincessSome merry mocking lord, belike; is’t so?
11MariaThey say so most that most his humours know.
12PrincessSuch short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
Who are the rest?
13KatharineThe young Dumain, a well-accomplished youth,
Of all that virtue love for virtue loved:
Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
I saw him at the Duke Alençon’s once;
And much too little of that good I saw
Is my report to his great worthiness.
14RosalineAnother of these students at that time
Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
Biron they call him; but a merrier man,
Within the limit of becoming mirth,
I never spent an hour’s talk withal:
His eye begets occasion for his wit;
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
Delivers in such apt and gracious words
That aged ears play truant at his tales
And younger hearings are quite ravished;
So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
15PrincessGod bless my ladies! are they all in love,
That every one her own hath garnished
With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
16First LordHere comes Boyet.
17Reenter Boyet.
18PrincessNow, what admittance, lord?
19BoyetNavarre had notice of your fair approach;
And he and his competitors in oath
Were all address’d to meet you, gentle lady,
Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt:
He rather means to lodge you in the field,
Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
Than seek a dispensation for his oath,
To let you enter his unpeopled house.
Here comes Navarre.
20Enter King, Longaville, Dumain, Biron, and Attendants.
21KingFair princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
22Princess“Fair” I give you back again; and “welcome” I have not yet: the roof of this court is too high to be yours; and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine.
23KingYou shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
24PrincessI will be welcome, then: conduct me thither.
25KingHear me, dear lady; I have sworn an oath.
26PrincessOur Lady help my lord! he’ll be forsworn.
27KingNot for the world, fair madam, by my will.
28PrincessWhy, will shall break it; will and nothing else.
29KingYour ladyship is ignorant what it is.
30PrincessWere my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
I hear your grace hath sworn out house-keeping:
’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
And sin to break it.
But pardon me, I am too sudden-bold:
To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
31KingMadam, I will, if suddenly I may.
32PrincessYou will the sooner, that I were away;
For you’ll prove perjured if you make me stay.
33BironDid not I dance with you in Brabant once?
34RosalineDid not I dance with you in Brabant once?
35BironI know you did.
36RosalineHow needless was it then to ask the question!
37BironYou must not be so quick.
38Rosaline’Tis ’long of you that spur me with such questions.
39BironYour wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ’twill tire.
40RosalineNot till it leave the rider in the mire.
41BironWhat time o’ day?
42RosalineThe hour that fools should ask.
43BironNow fair befall your mask!
44RosalineFair fall the face it covers!
45BironAnd send you many lovers!
46RosalineAmen, so you be none.
47BironNay, then will I be gone.
48KingMadam, your father here doth intimate
The payment of a hundred thousand crowns;
Being but the one half of an entire sum
Disbursed by my father in his wars.
But say that he or we, as neither have,
Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
A hundred thousand more; in surety of the which,
One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
Although not valued to the money’s worth.
If then the king your father will restore
But that one half which is unsatisfied,
We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
And hold fair friendship with his majesty.
But that, it seems, he little purposeth,
For here he doth demand to have repaid
A hundred thousand crowns; and not demands,
On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
To have his title live in Aquitaine;
Which we much rather had depart withal
And have the money by our father lent
Than Aquitaine so gelded as it is.
Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast
And go well satisfied to France again.
49PrincessYou do the king my father too much wrong
And wrong the reputation of your name,
In so unseeming to confess receipt
Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
50KingI do protest I never heard of it;
And if you prove it, I’ll repay it back
Or yield up Aquitaine.
51PrincessWe arrest your word.
Boyet, you can produce acquittances
For such a sum from special officers
Of Charles his father.
52KingSatisfy me so.
53BoyetSo please your grace, the packet is not come
Where that and other specialties are bound:
To-morrow you shall have a sight of them.
54KingIt shall suffice me: at which interview
All liberal reason I will yield unto.
Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
As honour without breach of honour may
Make tender of to thy true worthiness:
You may not come, fair princess, in my gates;
But here without you shall be so received
As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
Though so denied fair harbour in my house.
Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell:
To-morrow shall we visit you again.
55PrincessSweet health and fair desires consort your grace!
56KingThy own wish wish I thee in every place! Exit.
57BironLady, I will commend you to mine own heart.
58RosalinePray you, do my commendations; I would be glad to see it.
59BironI would you heard it groan.
60RosalineIs the fool sick?
61BironSick at the heart.
62RosalineAlack, let it blood.
63BironWould that do it good?
64RosalineMy physic says “ay.”
65BironWill you prick’t with your eye?
66RosalineNo point, with my knife.
67BironNow, God save thy life!
68RosalineAnd yours from long living!
69BironI cannot stay thanksgiving. Retiring.
70DumainSir, I pray you, a word: what lady is that same?
71BoyetThe heir of Alençon, Katharine her name.
72DumainA gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well. Exit.
73LongavilleI beseech you a word: what is she in the white?
74BoyetA woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
75LongavillePerchance light in the light. I desire her name.
76BoyetShe hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame.
77LongavillePray you, sir, whose daughter?
78BoyetHer mother’s, I have heard.
79LongavilleGod’s blessing on your beard!
80BoyetGood sir, be not offended.
She is an heir of Falconbridge.
81LongavilleNay, my choler is ended.
She is a most sweet lady.
82BoyetNot unlike, sir, that may be. Exit Longaville.
83BironWhat’s her name in the cap?
84BoyetRosaline, by good hap.
85BironIs she wedded or no?
86BoyetTo her will, sir, or so.
87BironYou are welcome, sir: adieu.
88BoyetFarewell to me, sir, and welcome to you. Exit Biron.
89MariaThat last is Biron, the merry madcap lord:
Not a word with him but a jest.
90BoyetAnd every jest but a word.
91PrincessIt was well done of you to take him at his word.
92BoyetI was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
93MariaTwo hot sheeps, marry.
94BoyetAnd wherefore not ships?
No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
95MariaYou sheep, and I pasture: shall that finish the jest?
96BoyetSo you grant pasture for me. Offering to kiss her.
97MariaNot so, gentle beast:
My lips are no common, though several they be.
98BoyetBelonging to whom?
99MariaTo my fortunes and me.
100PrincessGood wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree:
This civil war of wits were much better used
On Navarre and his book-men; for here ’tis abused.
101BoyetIf my observation, which very seldom lies,
By the heart’s still rhetoric disclosed with eyes,
Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
102PrincessWith what?
103BoyetWith that which we lovers entitle affected.
104PrincessYour reason?
105BoyetWhy, all his behaviours did make their retire
To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire:
His heart, like an agate, with your print impress’d,
Proud with his form, in his eye pride express’d:
His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
All senses to that sense did make their repair,
To feel only looking on fairest of fair:
Methought all his senses were lock’d in his eye,
As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;
Who, tendering their own worth from where they were glass’d,
Did point you to buy them, along as you pass’d:
His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
I’ll give you Aquitaine and all that is his,
An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
106PrincessCome to our pavilion: Boyet is disposed.
107BoyetBut to speak that in words which his eye hath disclosed.
I only have made a mouth of his eye,
By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
108RosalineThou art an old love-monger and speakest skilfully.
109MariaHe is Cupid’s grandfather and learns news of him.
110RosalineThen was Venus like her mother, for her father is but grim.
111BoyetDo you hear, my mad wenches?
112MariaNo.
113BoyetWhat then, do you see?
114RosalineAy, our way to be gone.
115BoyetYou are too hard for me. Exeunt.